A Conversation with Doug the Great
I’ve had the opportunity to interview the fabled dog who slayed Erwin the Smelly many many years ago, Doug the Great. The interview would have been easier if Doug had been more cooperative, but maybe that’s too much to ask when Doug saved the world from the corrupt Erwin the Smelly.
“So Mr. Doug-”
“That’s Doug the Great to you!” Doug the Great exclaimed
“My apologies, Doug the Great, I understand that you have defeated the evil Erin the Smelly centuries before this moment, I, and the rest of the world, think it’s time to reveal how the battle unfolded, don’t you think so?
“I concur. Erwin wasn’t that hard to find and defeat, he smelled really bad. When I found Erwin, he was torturing the 3 old tortoises that conserved this world this world. If any of those geezers were to lose their composure, the whole world would crumble into pieces. Naturally, I charged in there and shouted at Erwin, and asked him what all the commotion was about. Erwin the Smelly smelled worse than anything on Earth. He told me that these old hags’ time was up, and so was this world’s. I charged at him, and the collision was so powerful. it shook the world for 23 nights and days. The charge stunned Erwin the Smelly, so I sent him into the void, where he would never be seen again. Erwin's shouted "I should have worn cologne," as he fell into the blackness”
“So, you just charged him and pushed him into the tortoises’ portal to the void?”
“Precisely, I remember it like it was yesterday. This interview is over,I have to get back to my important matters.”
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